25th November 2020
I am having a bad hair day/ life, in every way possible.
These people on the other hand are having an absolutely fucking fabulous hair day. They got it specially done, they went on a photo shoot, gave it some blue steel.
I envy them.
The Fires of Mustique
The Mod Helmet
The Texan Oil Gusher
The Sex Badger
The Sexsquatch
The No Seriously If I Got Into A Car Wreck They’d Think They Hit A Yeti
Days of Thunder
The NASA Lift Off
The Magic Mushroom
The Laser Bowl
The Pixielated
The When Big Hair Roamed The Earth
The Shy and Enigmatic
The Nothing Is Strange
The Full Vienna Philarmonic
…
How do they do it?
So perfected in poise, pride and in public, where people are so impressed they sneak pictures. Even social media takes note.
The Caterpillar Attack
The Mysterious Roadkill
The Ladykiller Cloud
The King of Sting
The Shithead
The Sex Comes Knocking
The Make Up Brush
The Chuck Norris Is On The Back Of My Head
The Cup Overfloweth
The Strange Encounter
The Gloryhole
The Stilling Of Deeper Waters
The Checkout
The Death Is The Answer
The Why
The Why Not
The Attack Ships On Fire Off The Shoulder Of Orion
…
If only, to be so blissfully unaware.
Also it’s cake day bitches
This is me right now, everything about me:
Ok, enough culture for today. Such is the human spirit.
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