28th December 2020
Did fuckall all day. Stayed in bed, watching Youtube. Hangover blues, post Christmas. The world can burn.
…Here are some more acceptable displays of people having fantastic lives.
“After dinner we like to have a quick round of polo.”
“Then look at our investment portfolio together. Or maybe some poor people”
“In Sweden we sit at tables and chairs to eat, and use cutlery.”
“Live. Laugh. Love.”
“Sometimes for a laugh we like to turn up at premiere events and pretend we’re celebrities”
“As do we”
“Our interests include travelling…“
“My favourite quote is to add life to your days not days to your life“
“Dance like no one’s watching. Especially a photographer.”
“I start every day as if it’s my last. Which is why I blow up balloons and carry them around. Carpe diem.”
“Every day is a mountain and I live on top of it“
“That just got out of bed look”
“I live for the burn”
“You are what you eat”
“That’s why I only do WholeFoods. They really are the best. And you’re worth it.“
“That’s why I don’t have a tv”
“Heaven is a place on earth”
“We’re really just the same as everybody else”
“I live for the kids”
“We made it”
“We called our home, Dream Achieved”
We called ours Casa Siesta coz it’s in Alicante, then voted for Brexit.
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then create a POS, market it with a jazzy celeb and add a 300% markup. Then reinvest. Simples.”
“No pain, no gain”
“All you gotta do is win at life.”
“Know yourself. Learn yourself”
“Fortune favours the brave. And who can afford the shares”
“And the world is your oyster”
Bunch of gurning kite flyers. Pandafucks. Mumlickers.
I’m not jealous, no. Just saying, it’s for situations like this we have cancer in the world.